I think this is one of those “Get your mind out of the gutter.” First off that is the actual shape of a chicken breast so, what can you do about that? Secondly sure that slit down the middle could have been replaced with creating a pocket through the side of the breast and then stuffing it from there. The people…

That’s what she said.  

Pencil Toppers Ultimate!

Virtual Pencil!  OMG!

No. Stoner Cheesecake is Doritos, any cheese you can find and any jelly.

They aren’t children.

The only white dude that should be in his films is the white from a ghostly apparition.  C’mon Mr. Peele please make a classic ghost story!

Haven’t you heard? I run two hair salons in the Reading district now! You should come by for a styling.

I can’t imagine the amount of sodium strong dude just consumed.  It’s probably enough to clear the ice on a frozen highway.  As for the nachos shouldn’t they be crispy?  WTF Taco Bell?!

I prefer this prayer over all others. She should have just used this one...

I didn’t say you had to BUY the crackers! All the ingredients found in the cupboard of whomever’s place you’re couch surfing.

Poor man’s cheesecake:

TAKE THEM ALL!!  Now get out!

Watch out for that left!

Usually when I make a tomato based pasta sauce I use little bit of anchovy paste.  Then I found out you can also use fish sauce as an alternative.  It gives that umami flavour in your sauce.

Last year, Liberty hired football coach Hugh Freeze, the former Ole Miss coach who resigned after he was caught being incredibly horny and hiring escorts during football recruiting trips. (Wonder what Liberty’s student handbook says about hiring escorts??)

This is how you get rid of them...

All that said, slavery has been part of human history since humans fought each other for resources. Usually those conquered were enslaved. Many cultures practised it from Middle Easterners to various African tribes to Europeans to Asians to Native North and South Americans. Can we blame caucasians for it? No, but…

“And America came along as the first country to end it within 150 years. And we get no credit for trying to move forward and trying to make good on that.”