Well that was the problem eating the competition AT your place of work. This woman was off work so she could have gone elsewhere. My wife used to work part time for Coca-Cola in their head office when she was in college.  She was given a talk by a supervisor during her lunch break because, unbeknownst to her, the…

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She’s so “salty” my blood pressure just went up 50 points!  LOL on that dude with “wandering hands”.  Now let’s see how he feels being groped in jail.

Maybe for not washing her hands first?  BTW if you work there why are you eating there?  I would think you would have had enough of that stuff over the week.  Should have gone to Taco Bell or (dare I say) McD’s or Sonic or any other place.

Just read the reports of anthropologists who’ve made contact with certain tribes in Papua New Guinea and lived among them for awhile. Certain tribes practiced warfare cannibalism and members of opposing tribes truly enjoyed consuming human flesh. They referred to humans as “long pig”. So that might give you some…

I knew I’ve seen that robot’s face before...

America is rich BECAUSE of minorities. White America has been reaping the benefits from the blood and sweat of minorities since the first slave set foot on American soil. The Chinese were taken advantage of and sacrificed to build the railroad that became a major factor in the expansion of the continental US that…

That theme song.  Wow.  What a far cry from the beloved original.  

I thought this was done in the past? Two teams who can’t seem to come to an agreement has a third team come in to trade with one and then the other.  Everyone gets what they want (except sometimes the players!).  I know this is done in the MLB and I thought I’ve seen it done in the NBA.

Why not “Pork Belly Burnt Ends Poutine on a stick, battered and deep fried”.  

Trump: FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS! Barry - I call him Barry because we’re that close... You know Barry and I... Barry and I we golf together. True! True! At one of my resorts in Hawaii. Anyway Barry was actually congratulating me. I told him I was being considered for the Nobel Prize thingy... it’s for making this…

You’re 100% right there is something very important missing from this unfortunate altercation.  Both stories just do not make any sense.   It makes sense up to the point where Sean and his two friends leave their car to confront a driver ahead of them.  It also makes sense up to the point where Michael White is…

I HATE THAT WINDMILL!

It should last much longer if sealed under glass and kept out of sunlight.  Handling it too much will just speed up deterioration.  

3 cruisers? WTF?! Maybe it’s a sign that there are too many officers on the force with nothing to do except answer to calls from paranoid whites who freak out when they spot anyone darker than themselves. Maybe the department may have to lay off a few officers to save money on the budget. Maybe that’s the solution:…

The infamous “Unicorn Frappe”.  Made only with the freshest blood of young Jedis.  After you drink it the force will be strong in you.  

I do believe he did say “YES” to that dress. It was such a touching moment, just before he fried them all with his Force lightning.

It’s Lake Ontario. It’s one of the five Great Lakes of North America. It’s deep, large and has undertows.  It’s a cause of many drownings in this lake.

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