This is as sad as Geraldo Rivera’s special of Al Capone’s “secret vaults”.

An updated version...

Smash Bros. Ultimate: John Hughes Edition

Mannequins scary?  Um... I beg to differ...

They rate their beef like this...

Well she wants to be a dentist so she’ll be making someone suffer. It would be sweet if Casebolt becomes her patient.

“So had slavery been so bad for the freed slaves, they would have left the South.”

Brady’s manager: Ok so you have this interview with Oprah...

One could always counterargue that Romans 13 with Exodus citing why then did God free the enslaved Jews from the Egyptians who were the people in power? Moses then acted against God because he fought to free his people from bondage? Romans 13 is the OPINION of one person who really, for part of his pre-Christian…

Well a MAGA hat wearing Fox channel watcher is as a MAGA hat wearing Fox channel watcher does.

Um... those aren’t raisins.

“Look at my soon to be sister-in-law, she sure looks to be pretty.” Well that’s the beginning of a messy love triangle. 

Will he crash by then? It won’t be much of a parade if half the team is in a hangover state. Then again this is Ovi so chances are he’ll be drunk before, during and after the parade.

Look it’s been YEARS for Ovi so I don’t blame him for over indulging. This has been the one thing that was missing from his career. So let him have his fun.

How else do you think it gets that shiny?

Well if you count the one in his glove that’s five balls.

Are these tactics from “The Art of the Deal”? He’s all huffy and puffy because no ones is backing down from him. His rep as a deal maker (which he touted quite frequently during the election) looks tarnished for now because his trading partners didn’t blink. He’s finding out that negotiating in the confines of a…

Well that’s easily understandable. Germany has always been out there with their taste in music.

Congratulations ‘Murica you are now being governed by a high school student body.