You can’t be Press Sec anymore if you get punked by the guy Steve Doocey considers “the dumb one.” 

Professionally speaking, absolutely. Committing campaign finance violations should result in a lifetime ban from working in politics, full stop.

It’s not just that Trump is a liar and corrupt to the Nth degree; it’s just that he’s had a lifetime to practice his grift and he’s still so fucking bad at it.

“Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all.”

me too

You are selling this idea very short.

“Currently NOT dead” sure sounds like something a guy who HAD BEEN dead would say...

Oh boy, he thinks pre-2:00pm is evening. This is bad, guys.

On top of that, a tunnel of that size with minimal ventilation won’t have nearly enough oxygen to burn people to death! Everyone in those tunnels is much more likely to suffocate than burn! I can’t believe people are so desperate to attack Musk that they would leave out basic facts.

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

I meant dumb people, but same difference.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

Together, the foundation spent $42,000 on them. According to the foundation’s most recent tax filings, the items now have a combined value of of $975.

Criticizes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wearing nice clothes.

Can’t understand why Tucker Carlson changed his look, but still his #1 fan.

There must be a Russian oligarch out there who would like to buy this garbage for fifty million dollars over asking price.

My mother, who is just about the whitest person I’ve ever met, any time someone put on a pair of sunglasses would say, “Ooh, look at Joe Cool!” because to her the height of coolness is, completely unironically, Snoopy in sunglasses.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.