I love that his baldness bothers him. I love that he thinks “if I just had hair, people wouldn’t think I’m a monster anymore!”

My favorite is John Oliver. What a good sport :)

That’s easy. The hard part is finding Charles Barkley.

That shit is bullshit!!

I agree with every single aspect of this, except ATLiens in inarguably their best album.

And he’s a dude. The only people I recall liking either Fugees or Lauren were women,and maybe dudes trying to get laid. But you sure as shit weren’t queuing up The Score or Miseducation in a car full of your boys.

Wow. When Tom Price and Betsy DeVos does not make your administration’s grifter starting lineup - things must be very griftery.

If there was even ONE fuckin’ “terrorist” caught by these incompetent dipshits they would have him splattered across every network 24/7.

Here’s the honest to goodness question. Would it have mattered?

Yup.  I love it that there’s even more iron-clad proof that this sack of donkey balls has been lying but lets not get excited and think any of this means anything.  Impeachment will not happen and his base won’t give two shits about this.  Nothing will change.  Trump is the Teflon-idiot.

WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING. IS THIS A BRICK TAMLAND COSPLAY CONVENTION?

Now now, you know they'll have no trouble forgiving him. In fact they may not even consider any of this a sin anyway!

I’m not a huge Schumer fan, but that’s absolutely brilliant. It’s basically weaponizing his narcissism. Trump can’t stand being outperformed on camera.

Anyway, just a fun little reminder that the commander in chief is a petulant child who has hissy fits and throws his toys when people aren’t nice to him. You needed that reminder, right?

They’ll just replay footage from the Great Wall of China and say it’s New Mexico - as if Fox News viewers would know the difference.

With the BEST temperament. He told us he has the best temperament during the 2016 campaign and everyone knows he’d never lie.

Very Stable Genius

he immediately threw the sort of fit a three year old might have in the cereal aisle after being told they’d be getting Cheerios instead of Lucky Charms.

Oh, I’m glad you reminded me, I’m out of whisky! I’ll have to stop at the booze shop on the way home.