Don’t take this as a defense of Wells Fargo, because their “re-established” line is pure bullshit and just fuck them anyway on general principal, but this is from before their rebranding PR coverup anyway.

“I’d rather take a load in the mouth than vote for a LIBTARD!”

Actually I suspect if a CH level event happens, they will use it as an excuse to “protect” the press by folding it under government scrutiny for their “protection” and to stop the “fake news” that has encouraged this.

I like how that ad campaign implies they’ve been doing evil shit for 166 yrs.

+1 discarded white suit

Nah, he’s fiddling while the planet burns.

“Amateurs.”

NFL, meet your own worst enemy- thyself.

Trump is going to wake up to a text message from Joe this morning that goes: “wow, totally fucked up about that show. Did you see it? It was totally a joke. Hahah. Unless you’re into it. Haha. JK. But yeah, what’d you think?”

Good God, they completely forgot to include language banning anybody from taking a knee during the ceremony. It’s a fiasco waiting to happen.

the Pro Football Hall of Fame loves insane, sanctimonious asshole Ray Lewis but might change its own rules because of Terrell Owens.

We’re super seriously re-established.

They’re going to have more “OK, we’re good again, staaarrrtiiiiiinnng NOW” ads than Domino’s at this point.

I heard that Donald Trump gives the best blowjobs. Many people are saying this. Too bad you won’t be hearing this from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

Listen, I grew up around a lot of evangelical, holiness, and pentecostal folks here in Memphis. And anytime somebody is that LOUD with their professions of dedication to Jesus, it’s because they have the big nasty crawling around inside someplace.

Even worse is the fact that you know both lists will grow before the season is over. The Browns list can grow so long it plows through to hell. Randy’s needs to not have a single additional name, ever.

Fun fact: “straight class” is what Mike Pence tried to add to Indiana’s education curriculum, in light of his own insecurities about his mastery of the subject.

Well, his speechwriters killed it but you’ll never hear Ray admit that

fixed it for you