The funny part is that the rich understand that when the poor have nothing else to eat they will eat the rich, thus the rich are constantly giving the poor other poor to eat, immigrants, muslims, black people, liberals, as long as they keep eating each other, the rich are safe.

Nah, the peasants are too busy dying of alcohol and opiate overdoses while dreaming about how they will crush the (black and mexican) peasants once their windfall comes in and they are billionaires as they have been promised and deserve.

“We are studying that internally, and we are also studying the economic costs and the impact on growth.”

Welfare queens living off government handouts!!!1!1!111!!!! Makes me sick.

The Times quoted Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin as saying in an interview at the G20 Summit in Argentina that the administration is looking into whether it can simply enact this latest boondoggle without even having to go through Congress.

It’s common that someone doesn’t do all the research.

Zuckerberg has been selling much more than anyone mentioned in this article.

The hundreds of millions in aid we send Israel every year, and the billions in weapons (which they then sell to other countries) would say yes.

Of course, we can’t replace the water lines in Flint or any of the other dozens of cities struggling with the same problems, but we can prop up a friendly apartheid state.

The GOP will literally do anything apparently if you say you are from Israel. 

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

It’s not even August and I already wish the NFL would go the fuck away.

NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY

Just another day in America’s #1 Christian Family Values™ Channel 

It’s the mugshot of a man who just ate a pound of weed to avoid a felony charge. 

a dude works out with Boris Diaw ONE TIME and you all give him shit for it. 

Jim Jordan isn’t about to let multiple allegations that he willfully ignored horrific incidents of sexual assault

Jesus fucking christ.

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it!