They don’t care enough to do more than one take. 

State Farm covers all kinds of disasters. 

*cunt 

Deserves many, many more stars. +1

Bill Maher is an unfunny kook. I can’t think of anyone else who is as impressed with himself for no good reason as that smug fuck.

I realize Tomi Lahren and Britt McHenry are the same person, but how does the latter get the nom over the former?

Ohio loves to punish people.

What a fucking dope. 

Though he will try to con you out of that second coat. 

That’s true leadership right there: Refusal to step aside at the request of your colleagues because you’re too stubborn to admit that you’re irrelevant and ineffective. Typical old person.

Fuck, no, dude. Just admit it.

basic fucking decency

Draymond Green calling someone else a bitch is pretty rich.

Probably a glitch in her matrix. Send her back to the factory. 

Things were so quaint back then. 

What the shit are you talking about?

This is good Kinja. 

I was having a pretty shitty day until I saw this. Thank you, Deadspin. You’re doing the Lord’s work. 

What an excellent headline.