he was transferred directly from federal prison to Florida state prison, a detail the film completely omits

You leave Meredith out of this!

Dick Wolf can eat a wolf dick.

Fuck the NFL.

+1 kiddie porn dungeon 

Browns Improve On 2017 Season

Go, Bobcats.

Two words: Senior citizen.

Nah, dude. Serena was losing that match regardless. 

psychopaths who froth at the mouth at every slight against her

Ronn [sic] Torossian

Since when do cops have to announce themselves/issue a command/wait a millisecond before emptying their clip into someone?

I think a lot of teachers actually hate kids — they just like the job because they get to make the kids’ lives miserable. At least that was my experience.

This reminds me:

They’re back, baby!

It’s the denial, man. You expect a certain amount of spin from Belichick and the PR flacks in Foxboro. But the fans’ collective ability to deny reality is just atrocious.

Training Saudi pilots in the U.S.? 

I’m here for this. +1

Brady, ever the prissy little bitch. 

OK. I’ll wait for next year’s list of 1999 films... What a doozy of a list that will be!