Her lean-back immediately after is pure fucking gold.

[Sanders] said that he was merely “displeased” that “he was expecting a full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese.”

Under Ohio law, employees who appear nude or seminude are barred from touching—or being touched by—patrons of a sexually-oriented business unless they’re an immediate family member.

Video footage of the three detectives on scene:

I’m sure this has nothing to do with Central Ohio being pro-Trump. Couldn’t possibly be true. 

Glad to see I’m not the only one who found that headline redundant. 

In other news, Kavanaugh is still awaiting funds to get his chin out of hock. 

Cool. Now maybe these super cops could take a look at the Tupac and Biggie cases.

My life is forever changed. 

What’s the over/under that this technology already exists (i.e. is already in use in our society) and Walmart is just where it’s getting its rollout for public normalization?

Baseball steak?

I’m torn on stuff like this (although, admittedly, less torn re: someone from the Kardashianverse). On one hand, a person has to have a certain level of talent/ambition/etc. to capitalize on his/her position. BUT. To ignore the fact that s/he started from an advantageous place is utter nonsense.

How dare you!

“I think the game has progressively gotten a little softer,” Matheny said. “Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

Drag racing, huh? So, more white...

JJ’s defenders have known him to be a man of integrity, but what is he now?

Jesus loves the little children... in cellblocks.

YIKES.