Not a real answer or solution

Yo, Aimee, Derren Brown has done loads of documentaries debunking pseudoscience and supposed miracles. He makes no pretence that what he does is magical or gifted. But he does do what he does, and regularly tours live.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Good god how did you get through the cutscenes

Divac seldom gets on the phone for the trade-building parts

The Knicks have been getting their asses whooooooped lately and have lost 12 of their last 16 games with 6 or 7 in a row if my eyeballing the schedule is right.

Put some respec on my Knicks.

Thankfully tanking and losing is a distinction without a difference.

Counterpoint: they are the Knicks.

Losing their best player, and having their second and third best player beset by nagging injuries, is usually a good way to start. I’m sure they’ll do just fine at tanking.

You can eliminate the Knicks from this list. They’re too fucking dumb to tank properly.

It’s nice to see that in this chaotic age, US Soccer is staying the course and promoting continuity of leadership by elevating Gulati’s second. New blood might change the fortunes of the US dramatically and that kind of upheaval might be unsettling to some.

he means kyrie

I wonder how many North Korean athletes defect over the next few weeks..  

It’s like back in grade school when the jehovahs witness kid had to go outside when the others got cupcakes on someone’s birthday.

I am so glad this was shot on a potato. It wouldn’t be nearly as good if it was hd.

As far as I can tell, the only purpose of this series is to make Tim feel cool for providing a gif or picture with no context that like 5 people will get, and they can all smell each other’s farts and feel superior because they have nothing going on in life outside of understanding extremely obscure internet…