Tibia honest, it was the ankle that was his Achilles heel

He was just trying to be humerus.

A tennis player named...Tennys?

Dude you haven’t done anything. “life long pats fan who suffered before brady” isn’t exactly something you put on a resume.

They hate ya ‘cause you’re insufferable.

And people wonder why does everyone hate the Patriots and their fans.

You’re the most insufferable fan base because you feel compelled to post shit like this. You are not the underdog by any stretch of the imagination, you’re the fucking Cobra Kai of the NFL. No one likes you because you go out of your way to be unlikable.

All you idiots have such a fucking complex. Jesus Christ. “All your hate will never change history.”

Fuck you.

Barf barf barf.

This comment needs more love.

I can’t believe Bill Simmons hasn’t been IP banned from Deadspin comments yet

Nowhere near as many people hate the Spurs, Giants, or Blackhawks — the closest analogues in each major sport.

You know, I get that it’s good sport to crap on the Niners.

Yeah I’m a Browns fan and I don’t much mind the Pats because they make the Steelers cry, but this dude really isn’t helping his team’s cause. 

No, you didn’t suffer just like Browns fans. The Pats won two conference titles and played in 2 Super Bowls before ultimately winning one. The Pats have never moved and become another franchise that then won a Super Bowl or two and then got an existential joke of a franchise as consolation.

You’re 53 years old and posted this. That’s why people hate you. Nothing to do with the sports.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

They’ve been in a Super Bowls for the majority of my life and I’m 38. Fuck off

Two or three bowls.