God, that’s really the only way to interpret that tone-deafness / obliviousness, isn’t it. Gross and embarrassing.

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

USMNT had a chance to pivot after dumping Klinsmann. When they took the ostensibly safe play by hiring Arena, I was fairly certain that it would result in this sort of calamitous end. It was either this, or go to the World Cup and let themselves be utterly humiliated on an even bigger and brighter stage (see: 1998).

“Well, U.S. soccer’s not broken.”

With that many teens on the field Roy Moore will be pushing for MLS expansion into Alabama.

Pence

I know a lot of people like to talk shit about Mike and Mike and how it was basically just full of inane banter and milquetoast takes and corporate shilling, but it’s easy to lose sight of just how groundbreaking this show was considering it started 18 years ago. I mean, before this, nobody ever would have thought to…

Between this and Francesa, this has been a bad week for fans of Mikes who say stuff on the radio. On mics.

And I said, “If we stood next to each other, we would be the number 10.” To his everlasting credit, he thought that was funny and so did I.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

I love coffee, and I love my Keurig even though I have a french press and fancy coffee that I drink whenever I run out of k-cups.

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

How about a helmet that’s 4 feet in diameter: the outer layer is a lexan bowl with an air-tight rubber neck seal. The outer layer is joined to the next innermost layer (layer 2) by thousands of semi-rigid plastic anchors (none in areas that would obscure player’s view).

I promote this every time a discussion of concussion comes up, so forgive the broken record. But if you’re involved in full contact sports or you have kids or family members who are, and they are not using a strict remove from play tool that takes the decisions — post head contact — out of the hands of the player and…

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

It’s just bursitis, no big deal. He saw the same doctor who Andrew Luck used, so there’s nothing to worry about at all.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

What’s that? Adding two past-their-prime, ball-stopping tweener forwards didn’t improve them?

I’m guessing established stars in this league, including last year’s MVP, get a little more benefit of the doubt. Where as, with the Wolves, it’s more “wow, the team that couldn’t defend for shit last year continues to not defend for shit.” Also, Wiggins and KAT, for all of their talents, have made a combined zero…