The owners know better than to listen to the players. If they listened to them it would be like letting the people condemned to Hell run Hell. And you need Satan for that. Can’t have just any rando evil person running Hell*. That’s crazy talk.

Don’t jinx it.

just an observation that the knicks are 3-0 since jarrett jack took over at starting point guard so they are now on a full-season adjusted pace to finish 79-3.

Ha, there will NEVER be another Boaz Solassa!

How the fuck did the broncos lose to these guys, coming off a bye week, at home?

That is horrible news.

I honestly believe Spurs have a better back line than United’s, but that’ll be settled Saturday.

He has that “post modernism and the internet has robbed us of meaning” vibe of a dank meme master, minus all the regressive shit.

Shitty job, Internet.

Idk about that. Police details are very expensive as well as traffic control plans. (source: I’m a district engineer who works for a city planner).

MLS actually draws more fans per game than the NHL or NBA. This is mostly due to stadium size and reflects how TV contracts are a more important source of revenue than ticket sales, but I was still surprised when I looked it up.

I don’t have anything snarky to add here - seriously Dave Portnoy, you can fuck right off. Honestly, if that’s how you feel, I hope everything bad in life happens to you and only you. Get fucked. 

Dave Portnoy fuckin sucks

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

He beat that defense with one gash after another

Boy he really flipped the switch

The funniest sentence this morning on NFL.com:

The Giants also had a functional offensive line for the first time this season. Pugh more than held his own against Von Miller which allowed the big stiffs like Jerry and Fluker to move inside and open the holes for Darkwa.

A source present at the meeting says Rodgers-Cromartie declared it was time for the Giants “to start winning without further McAdoo.”