Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Sorry, the Qatar FIFA patches won’t be ready until early next year.

SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

It was a better idea than the “World Police Lives Matter” patches though

Oh, I implied the cops were racist whites, did I?

Can anyone explain why cops are still given the opportunity to turn off their body cams, ever?

Well done. Well. Done.

I mean...kinda.

Do you really want $8B worth of BBQ, though?

Not surprising. That 200 million is, like, 8 billion in Oklahoma Dollars.

They wrote a ton of stories last year about the St. Louis Cardinals so you have to give them credit: They are consistent in their appreciation of shitty teams

Just like with the Mets, dysfunction makes for enjoyable copy for otherwise dispassionate sports fans, and broad, spiraling dysfunction can be more fun than following your own teams some times.

Kristaps certainly has a lot of water to carry for the organization but judging by his off-season workout regimen he looks up to the task.

“Knicks beat writer Frank Isola ran into Porzingis at a restaurant” is a funny way of phrasing it.

C0unter-counterpoint:

Before Hef, no one gave a damn about naked women. In fact, they were considered a nuisance at the best of times.

I can’t be the only one who reads that like a solicitation for exactly the same type of things that got these people in trouble in the first place right?

The beauty of LOLKnicks aside, I don’t even fucking blame Melo for this. If every boss I ever had up the chain of command (owner, team prez, GM, coaches) was a total bum, and most of my coworkers were bad at their jobs, I’d probably tune out any suggestions they had for me — one of the few good, functional employees —…

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I should have been more clear... the poster I was responding to said the blows from his youth, high school, and college days probably had no impact...science does not agree with that