I am in this weird limbo with football where I am less interested all the time (in part because the Bears suck and I expect my favorite college team, ND, to be run-0f-the-mill at best) and in part because of all the off-field stuff and the overall product and all of it.

In Soviet Russia, Goodell’s America, you protect the shield!

“Protecting the shield” isn’t merely a laughably ironic phrase to those with actual power

Browns lose in even getting mentioned about who to laugh at.

27 World Series titles to 8.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

Most chronic masturbators enjoy occasional Sox.

Oh sure, Dayton Moore can talk to his players about pornography, but when my Little League coach did it he went to prison. #hypocrisy

+1 dong

Can you cite a study that watching porn leads to abusive behavior?

Deeply religious, eh? Veers from another subject onto the subject of pornography, eh?

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

If Penn State wins the national championship this season, I will drink this soda.

Is this like one of those bad beatnik poems that we’re supposed to snap our fingers at, or do you guys still prefer the rhythmic slapping sound of applause?

I’d assume he is referring to the prison statistics (3x more prison time for the same crimes as women), more on the job deaths, more military deaths, more suicides, earlier death, less funding for equally dangerous men’s health issues (prostate vs breast cancer), education gap, etc.