You’re right. It was a joke.

There’s a difference between parking like a dick and getting back to your car 10 minutes later than the metered time. Either way it was a joke.

The joke would be on them. I have a $100 windshield deductible on my cars. I’d just kick the windshield out.

I was shocked the Carrera wasn’t on the jalop list.

A friend in high school let me ride his brand new (2005-6 maybe?) Yamaha R1. 170mph arrived far too quickly.

They’re great around town, but with an extremely limiting range and high price, electric bikes aren’t there yet. Just like everything else, it’s a waiting game until the battery tech comes along.

YES. An MB5 with 12" more ground clearance.

This is an excellent size. Very usable on more technical trails and still enough power to commute on. I love the fact that Honda is getting back to the NX/Transalp market.

I’d scoop up a clean 318ti, if given the chance.

The firework action built into the batteries is yet another Tesla easter egg designed by Elon. His genius knows no end.

The exhaust note was far better in the startup videos. This video sounds like any given v8, which makes me a little sad.

The T5 XC90 has two models under $50k. I didn’t realize the Polestar started at $60k, although there are a few sub-10k mile CPO examples around the country at $45k.

I know she said she doesn’t want an SUV, but this may change her mind- the new XC90.

Doug wants to own maintenance-intensive cars without ever actually working on them himself. No disrespect to Doug, but I like your mindset and writing style much more. Welcome aboard.

I was going to suggest an FJ Cruiser since he said he often commutes 270ish miles. The FJ has fewer squeaks than the JK, but I like both of them equally.

Don’t worry Andrew, you’ll get better on your dirt bike soon and it won’t be so scary.

As cool as these are, I will never understand how people throw so much money at these things. I’d buy half a dozen jeeps, rovers or dirt bikes for what one side by side costs.
They can’t seem to build them fast enough though.

Regulators don’t think this will increase the cost of baggage fees across the board to make up for the inevitable refunds that will have to take place?

Does he want to sell it cheap? I’ll take it.

If the head gaskets have been replaced, it really won’t be too bad. The next thing to go will be the air suspension, so you do a $500 coil swap.