If it “types like a weapon” it should come stock with keys that produce a heavy pulse haptic feedback and the caps lock key should look like a toggle switch on a fight jet that also produces a charging sound when engaged.

Geez, watching the character walk/run reminds me of doing so in a dream..or nightmare in this case.

“while being chased by a monster that seems to have no issue doing so”

I mean..sounds like you just need to get good like the monsters, man.

I can imagine a baby mesmerized and mouth watering at those opening shots of the controllers in the promo video

“Yes, the issue here is not with the installation per se, but with distracted and incompetent drivers.”

How do you know these drivers are either? This could be as simple as misjudgement. Some of the cars in the video are clearly cautious. This is both a design issue with a road too narrow to permit cars of most types…

Holy...the lighting is so good I feel like these are just filtered photos.

This is generally true, but in Bebop they’re actually reasonably aged.

“This show is ridiculously campy and poorly written.”

Sounds like the Netflix show will be just for you then.

This was hilarious! Never seen it, thanks for sharing.

“They want someone to flip through Netflix that might have heard the title, but dismissed it as “cartoons”.”

Yeah this is pretty much it. I’ve been asked a few times why I’m even watching them on that fact alone. It’s a shame because I feel like animation offers more in terms of creative ceiling and style than…

I always interpreted the 7 year mark as just a measurement of the when rampancy is fully complete (or was it started?). Wasn’t aware that Halsey was deliberately determining this time (was she?). I was really curious what would happen with Cortana post H4 and obviously H5 wasn’t it. And kind of annoyed that we’re just…

weeks*

“...in a flashback”

As if that negates the fact that it’s not there, in the literal opening shot, with a rotating view of her whole body. If there was any kind of fan service in that video it was 100% right there.

“New AI being Cortana Light is... well, it’s fan service”

What’s so annoying is that they wrote themselves into a corner with H5. It didn’t even have to be this way smdh.

Dude, haven’t you heard? This is going to be a Guardians of Galaxy tie in game.

Feels like they edited together a bunch of clips where Chief just walks into an area and blows everyone away. Made the AI look dumb too.

Right?! And that god awful Marvel level dialogue and humor sprinkled in.

“I still maintain that Master Chief is one of gaming’s most boring famous characters”

Definitely not wrong.

And I think the ‘weirdness’ of his relationship with Cortana is a testament of the weirdness of the future and technology. I thought it was interesting by the end of the 4th game.

Also, Cortana has been “naked” in …

“Players now have more freedom than ever before to take down the Banished anyway they choose”

*Proceeds to blow up the plant with a rocket launcher from 100m out*

Sorry but was that not a missed opportunity to show an interesting approach? I almost spit my drink out when I saw that.

“Chief? Is that you?”

“You’re safe now.”

*Literally drives them off a cliff*