Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

“He bought three at MSRP and was the happiest guy I ever sold to”

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

George Jefferson so much more Big Baller™ than that douchnozzle will ever be.

It’s like a less coordinated version of George Jefferson’s strut.

Is it morally and ethically wrong to root against a child? Yeah, sure, but I’m going to root for all of Lavar’s offspring to crash and burn. I haven’t openly rooted for a child’s demise this much since Dakota Fanning.

I always reach for love before hate, but FUCK that guy

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

Yes, she was foolish. Of course.

John Daly calls that a Thursday.

What elite have done to get to where elite is.

He’s not as good as he once was, but he’s as good once as he ever was. The problem is that neither he nor any other team knows when that once actually is.

Its the same, but its safer for players, blizzard gets a cut, and it reduces gold seller’s customer base and thus reduces bot farming, and account stealing.

You don’t get most jokes, do you?

Nothing better than a my-weather-app-is-better-than-yours beef at the ol’ ballpark. America’s pastime lives on.

I was considering holding the position of being simultaneously furious at its delay while also frothing in capslocked rage at every bug I encounter when I do play it.

Incidents like this sometimes make me think that permitting total anonymity on the Internet was a bad idea.