Come on LU, man up and pay the kid. If he disclosed that he was a high school bench warmer and you still let him participate, that’s your fault. I’m sure your insurance policy for such promotions won’t pay, so take it out of your “entertainment” budget. If you don’t, you’ll lose anyway and the kid’s attorney will grab…

$38,000 cash to a HS basketball player? No.

He’s the Macklemore of MMA

Nah. No way McGregor can be successful with genetically tiny hands.

I wish I was rich enough to be a showy asshole not just a regular poor asshole.

“I clicked on this article, on a dedicated sub-blog, and scrolled down to the comments section to make a complaint about not liking what I chose to see.”

FBI Director Comey knew about the contacts between the Trump team and Russian intelligence when he made his statements about Clinton’s email days before the election. Think about that.

A ton, yes. I believe they adopted six. Those poor fucking kids.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

It had to be done, but this is still me right now:

Photoshopped. Look how un-shredded his clothing is.

Probably not

I am a Mexican-American living in California who does not like avocado. To hear people around me say it, I also kick puppies and drown kittens.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

You are both monsters.

“Prior to making a wind chime out of human bones, which came from somebody I murdered, I will consume some guacamole straight from the carton with a spoon”

The general take is fine, but, seriously, this:

the avocado is an ideal foodstuff. Creamy, pleasantly hued, fatty, healthful, inoffensive.

“Wear sandals but not pay extra for guac.” -Mark 6:9