No lie, this what I was hoping for from Nintendo. I will definitely be getting this console/handheld hybrid.

I honestly did not expect Skyrim. Like at all.

Rockstar: We’ll reveal the existence of Red Dead Redemption II this week! We’ll even premiere the trailer, too! It’ll be the biggest gaming story of the week! Nothing can stop us from taking over the news cycle!

Criminal defense lawyers are Satan’s minions.

And somehow, these lawyers can sleep at night.

Defense attorney Mike Monico: “It is a horrible time for sexual assault in America right now.”

Rose, Kane, Chapman.

This is precisely why Rose does gang bangs, that way he can tap out if his knees get unsteady.

Kissed by a Rose?

So is this a Dudetrio then?

Then it went home. They got back on San Vicente, took it to the 10 then switched over to the 405 north.

Well, if you consider the stark income equality and racial segregation, there practically are two different Chicagos, but that’s not what you meant.

2 sides of the same coin. One is unbearably proud of their team’s recent success. The other is unbearably proud of their team’s historic failure.

So are Cubs fans as bad as Blackhawk fans?

Who has witnessed his team actually win a world series. Plus he doesn’t have to associate with Cubs fans, which is a positive even if he didn’t get to enjoy watching his team win the WS.

Why?

Trolling Wrigleyville is Always Good. As a Sox fan I find that Cubs fans as a whole are no more awful than any group of young males with too much time and money. But Wrigleyville is a special pit of awful that deserves every cup of salt that gets poured in its rohypnol-loving wounds.

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

You’re definetly Limp Bizkit’s demograhic.