Brownforce?

Re-badge as an Acura Legend and see if anyone notices.

“Folks, the Captain has turned off the no-vermin sign, so you’re now free to let your rats, ferrets, lemmings, nutria, mice, bats and adorable baby racoons out of your luggage to roam freely about the cabin.”

Even if you buy the idea that this is a cost-effective plan to alleviate traffic congestion & is a thing people actually want (I do not count myself among that tiny cohort), does Elon's company have any special technology or approach that would make them a better candidate for this job than some construction/civil…

Please excuse if this is a dumb question - but has “Carrera" always been a signifier for a base model 911?  I always thought it denoted something a rung or two up the model ladder.

NP .... as in Nice Polecats-reference.

“Round up the usual suspects!"

I suggest they emphasize their British roots by going with:

I may buy one just to see how it does in NPOCP 2029.

Can they hand-build me one with a better looking grille?

This is going to get a lot of attention at your local cars-and-juicebox.

Don’t forget the (theoretically) made-in-America Elio & Faraday Future!  What's more American than vaporware & state tax incentives?

“I’ll take 'places David Tracy will never live' for $200, Alex."

Man, if we don't watch it, we're at risk of becoming one of those shithole countries.

I have a 2003 Acura CL-S — the 6 cyl in that still runs great at 188k miles. Very smooth, never needed major work beyond new O2 sensors at 180k and the recommended water pump replacement. Manual transmission still super smooth. I’ve beaten it up pretty well and it’s lived outdoors its whole life, but that engine has…

So..... Cantucky?

I love the red & blue ones that I assume are Viper homages. I would call it my Vippuccino.

Well, the cutomer is alway rite!

Isn’t there a simple answer for the uber/lyft vs. leasing option?

you mean Joe Donnelly, I think.