You really need to slather the irony if you’re gonna be ironic on the internet. I got this feeling that headline has to be ironic, but I just can’t decide if it really is.

Is that a Mustang laying on its side? Were they trying to show it’s natural resting position post-Cars And Coffee?

Sell a car on craigslist that isn’t running, can’t drive off with it, if it doesn’t run.

Exactly, was petrol-car shopping recently and been dodging numerous attempts of being lured into buying something more expensive.

she is humorously responding to your humorous post

I wonder if the porsche is easier to.......nope I couldnt get it out..

Did you somehow miss the post about Vanagons earlier today?

username does not check out.

60% of the time, it works everytime.

That and “Rear seats did were in fact safer...” I’m usually understanding and not a person to pick apart every little mistake, but holy shit this is a four paragraph article, do a little proof reading before hitting publish.

This is not just for your sake. What do you think happens to that driver when his passenger smashes into the back of his seat?

Owned.

That I would actually do if I was behind him.

If I was the guy he backed into and I saw he was trying to flee. I would have boxed him in so he couldn’t take off. My car is already fucked so why not at least keep him there so he can’t do more damage.

post some more crappy stuff!

Shut up Mike

Ease up on the self criticism, its a good piece. Yes, it is absurd, but absurd in a calculated way. The idea of the comparison provides enough absurdity and you acknowledge it and play along while still doing the comparison. I thought it was entertaining.

It may or may not have been filmed in February/March, and I may or may not have tried to bury it because I hate how dumb I sound in this video, and our newest video producer Adam Milt, may or may have done such a bang-up job with it that Patrick felt it was good enough to publish, and I may or may not have refused to…

Ego.

Justice is pretty much by deffinition not inclusive. It sets limits and boundaries, then punishments for being outside them.