Hopefully it runs.

It’s good to see Jalopnik educating the public. . . It’s also sincerely ridiculous if you think a mega dealership group is going to be able to show you the title to a car on their lot. We don’t hold the titles at my store. I’ve sold over 500 cars and never personally seen any of the titles. It pays to do business with…

Please refrain from the comments that my first mistake was buying a MINI Cooper. I sold these cars for five years before taking an opportunity at a Porsche store. I always say if it weren’t for the run flats I would have been fine. . .

Sounds like dollar signs in the Jalopnik pocket for not mentioning the grotesque reliability of these monsters. And PS Fuck you very much, the Porsche Cayenne is a far superior SUV.

Lets produce them again! Yahoooo! Not like the remade MINI though, keep with its origins. . . oh yeah. . . the government has to screw up everything that was ever good in this world and put restrictions on it. Fuck it, I’m going meth.

There is an entry level Porsche. Its called a 996. You need it new and you have to ask what it costs then you can’t afford it. Can you tell I sell Porsche? Trust me, I get it. I sit here and salivate every day. But my clients in one way or another earned their rights to own one. And we in America have a better chance…

The Southern State Parkway was designed by a man named Robert Moses. He designed this highway and many others on Long Island to be curvy and fun to feel like a country road. Short sighted thinking of men in power when building the infrastructure for what would eventually be utilized by millions of drivers. Sigh. . .…

You sound like a giant pussy. Just because you wouldn’t do it doesn’t mean it needs to be disposed of. Its dangerous, people die. A life lived without risk is not worth living at all. That’s my motto. You can stick to hopscotch and tiddlywinks,

I sold MINI’s for 5 years and know this movie inside and out. The Chili Red MINI is the only Cooper S in the flick. . .

If you were going to be a hotshot in Dubai, which of these wouldn’t you take? Which one doesn’t belong?

Where did they put the flipping airplane?

BAD ASS!

That was a treat. thank you.

You don’t belong on jalopnik if that’s a foreign concept. With all due respect, get the fuck out of here.

Who knew that looking at pieces of shit could make your day! By the way, I’ve got a 2011 MINI convertible that I accidentally rolled down a mountain without insurance. Been driving it ever since cause I had to. So anyone want a fun project car? It actually runs fine! The roll bar has a little character. . . Anyone. .…

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