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I think he’s only incidentally/accidentally funny, because he neither understands humor nor why his statements are absurd and terrifying if they’re not meant as jokes. These things require a basic understanding of the world and a modicum of self-awareness.

How about this:

God, if I see one more picture of a room full of white men talking about policies that will most likely affect black and brown people I am going to lose it.

This is where the libertarian-leaning branch of the Republican party needs to speak up. Civil forfeiture is probably the closest thing we could legally get to “the government is gonna take all my guns!”

How can we tolerate someone how actually takes real pleasure in being such a mean person? A Missouri rep was on MSNBC very delicately critiquing Trump’s comments regarding the judge. He said we need to start teaching better civics in fourth grade..HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING START WITH YOUR FUCKING STANDARD BEARER?

they are in the process of being systematically destroyed, by executive order, senate confirmation and tweets in the middle of the night.

Step right up and see the incredible snake faced ho!

she is “one of the most photographed women in the world”

Dear Trump Family~

that was all part of their “gay agenda” though.

Ironically, this lawsuit will do more damage to her brand than some stupid article in the Daily Mail ever could.

Ring ring ring ring ObamaPhone!

“Leaking” oh so you’ve heard about the contents?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

You know what really pisses me off about this? (Actually there are a bazillion things that piss me off about this, but I digress). Some of the assholes sponsoring these kind of legal attacks on women are the same sort of assholes who wind up Trumpkins with conspiracy scare stories about the shadowy influence of

Was this bill made specifically for abusive husbands/boyfriends?

In unhealthy relationships with codependency and abuse the woman may not have been raped- but the man may be purposely trying to get her pregnant with the purpose of forcing her to be more dependent on him and less likely to leave an abusive

If the father wants to keep the fetus, then give it to him.

Within 10 seconds I thought of at least 5 more reasons why a sperm donor couldn’t or shouldn’t be named. Give me a minute to think and I can come up with tons more.

I expect to see the bill that makes it a criminal offense for a man to refuse to stay with the mother and actively raise his children next.

Paternity fraud will be the next big Republican investigation.