Paging Dick Wolf! This would be a glorious Law & Order spinoff.

Hahahahahha I knew the second I saw this skit that his horrorface would be memed immediately

I hope that Malia Obama gets to be Inigo

Jesus Frederick Christ, I forgot how bone chilling that line was!! In a CHILDRENS MOVIE! Hahaha we were tougher back then

Plus side, Donny thinks everyone is spontaneously applauding him

Oh man, I work with a ton of younger guys* and they all have a serious lack of critical thinking and problem solving skills. None of them will ask for help or direction. They seem to have made it to their early twenties without the ability to Just Deal Widdit.

“Like some forest fire”... gasping laughing .. this is friggin spot on

Imagining Michelle and daughters sneaking around giggling and removing all the floor plan signs ...smiling.

Lol yeah glad y’all got the memo about direct action but I will kinda miss my right to abortion and my health insurance

Ahh yeah, I read you wrong at first too.

Holyfuckingthankyou. That shit bothers me so much.

That typo would make an amazing spy novel pseudonym. Carter Blanche, femme fatale.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner

Donald’s been taking Propecia for a long time. My guess is he’s been shooting blanks for a decade.

Not to appear to defend men...but I’ve gotten this shit from a female doc before...it’s a very pervasive thing. :(

I am right there with you in rural VA. Had a doctor scold me for not belonging to a religious tradition.

I’m getting my tubes tied.

Thank you! I do need advice - I’m phobic about...a lot of things and most of them are sensory or communication-related. My therapists have sucked and my doctor is a nurse and I have no insurance. And I have a fear of all of those thing so it’s kind of hard.

Cosigned. She is AMAZING. We are blessed by her cameo.

She is the fucking master. I was literally crying laughing by the end of that... she is so perfect. Skit could have had filler dialogue and her expressions, timing and delivery would have sold me. America needs Melissa right now more than ever.