Omg youre right :/ even if they do nothing with that info, the merest suggestion that they might would have a chilling effect on the petition

I buy it. And I can easily incorporate this into the Baron-Trump Freaky Friday theory, which I also fully believe.

Starred for Asparagus Syndrome!

In 8 years, Baron will be 18. Hmm.

That must be why every cabinet pick was like he reached into my subconscious, drew forth the absolute worst case scenario person for every position, and made manifest my actual nightmares

Part of me? honestly? feels bad for them because they are being suckered

I actually agree.

That vandalism doesn’t make any contextual sense to me.

The fuck?? After all these fucking incidents, WHY DOES ANYONE STILL DO THIS?!

He has his own nukes at the ready, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t understand mutually assured destruction.

Based on your comments alone, I would definitely bingewatch a TV show with you as the main character.

I can’t imagine how surreal that must have been for you. Thanks- I am relieved to see that the media is stepping up

My husband just said that my crying happy tears about the protests was ‘grating’

*sound of every mic in the world dropping at once*

Things have gotten better, at least, since the days of Milo and Otis (shudder).

Cyan on white in a script font?

Cause I’ve got one hand in her pocket...

Same, I had no idea it would be that much work. Stands to reason, I guess, but how long are they spending on Donny?

[crowd cheering]

I’m for real sorry that our country is leaking.