Things are bad when Mittens is a comforting SOS prospect.

Forced birth is the truest and most accurate label. It nails down exactly why women like me are so afraid they would force us to give birth even if we were raped by our own relatives.

Thank you, I really needed that laugh right now!

Demon math is base 8. My theory.

Me too. But then again, I just smoked a little Teddy Kushner.

I am not sure if I am strong enough to go through with it.

I hope so.

He’s afraid for his life. He isn’t going to do a damn thing before leaving office. It’s a personal theory of mine.

I did just that last week. Had a real interesting conversation with a former WF employee at my new bank.

And if you can’t rely on someone...you have to be that person for yourself. Believe yourself, nurture yourself, be patient with yourself. Don’t forget who you used to be before all this, and don’t give up on the dream of a better reality.

Oh man, I am rolling out clay on an Anchorman 2 DVD case right now, this gif was meant to be in my life

I just enjoy this because it’ll piss off Trump and maybe buy a little time for the (probably pointless) faithless elector play.

Conveniently for me, “stay and fight” is my only option.

When I talk to customers I am basically a heterosexual virgin from farm country

I have a hard time enjoying things I feel pressured into. I probably would enjoy makeup more if it didn’t feel so mandatory. That’s why I really appreciate Alicia Keyes going au naturale...maybe it’ll start a trend. It IS kinda brave, shouldn’t have to be but it is. Look at all the derision she got. And she is more…

I wear makeup because people are nicer to me when I do. It also de-queers me a bit for the customers. I’m not going to pretend it’s not sick and twisted...if you get a kick out of makeup, cool, but I don’t really love that I’ve been coerced into caring at all. Same goes for shaving.

I just can’t sustain this outrage 24/7. It’s physically impossible. I’m starting to lose weight!

Coup coup catchoo.

I’m a multidisciplinary artist/designer and I’m serving tuna melts for a living because I’m too depressed to function - I would drop my entire life to join such a movement and use my skills for good again... I want to serve my country so bad right now. If anyone knows of a new effort to start a grassroots media…

I mean, I fully expected there to be some kind of dr. Who style gas that murdered everyone in the room while Trump and Conway laughed maniacally from behind alien gas masks so I guess it didn’t go too bad