I will sure as shit be there. Last time I went to a big rally in Washington was that terrible “restore sanity” rally with Jon Stewart. I’ll be better prepared this time because they will block the cell towers again. Park outside the city and take the metro in well beforehand and you’ll be ok

“klavelkade”? What flavor moonshine was the branding department mainlining when they coined that little gem?

So scared for my family right now.

I’m with you. I remember how ...spayed the Democratic party seemed after Bush was elected. Felt like feminism basically went underground. It’s about to happen again. It’s...the Dicklash.

God make me a bird so I can fly far far away

I decided a while back to get a tubal ligation if Trump won. And I’m going through with it. I’m 29 and I choose “no kids” over “possible forced pregnancy”. We don’t know how to deal with Zika, childcare, education, war, terrorism, any thing...I’m not going to risk being compelled to bring a baby into this shitty place.

I just voted for Hillary and what is this?

This makes more sense than the objective truth. I think I’m adopting this theory.

Robo-blow-blow your load, while the coffee steams, merrily merrily merrily merrily, don’t forget the cream.

I know just what to get her.

Alison Peel was ok in that role, iirc. But that was a Woody Allen movie, so.

What a perfect facepalm image. My god.

“What a nasty woman.” Those words just broke me.

Demockery

Don’t let this pale tuber of a man ruin Spiderman for you. Spiderman is more than one individual. Spiderman is an idea...and you can’t grab an idea’s pussy.

“He’s been clubbing with Leo -for months-!” ...sounds like something I would sob to my mother in law over the phone.

Agreed, how is that legal?? I intend to be a watchful eye against intimidation before and after voting. We need counter tactics of some kind...we need people to distract and confuse the deplorables. (I dont like reductive language but gladly use this term as they themselves have embraced it.)

The Greek Es say “I’m not used to writing in all caps” bc that looks awkward as fuck

I’m married to one; can confirm.

My first thought was “or else?” Like.. I’d have written something a little more specific