Here’s a real tip:

Did you not read the article? Yes the pricing is the same, but access to it is not. I just lived this exact article this week. Because of, yes, some bad choices on my part, I was down to only a few dollars available in my checking account. Being a holiday weekend I couldn’t access my savings, so I was functionally…

ACTUALLY, there is a plausible explanation for this one. Mythbusters even tested it!

“Woke” - Past tense of wake.

Yeah, I think I could figure out “Pretend to have a drink” on my own. The advice I need is how to handle drunk people when I’m sober.