Weekend Jezebel is the worst Jezebel.

That would most certainly be a very good reason.

Delete this. I’m embarrassed for y’all.

What’s up with her?? Her dad died you asshole.

omg “sweet smelly fatty fats” is so funny but painfully accurate and now i feel like the ghosts of all of my labs are waiting for me outside of my bedroom door. “Please let us in, we just want to fart on you one more time.”

Good dog, Charlie Bear.

I think this was Winnie’s “fuck you” response to her.

I don’t give a shit what anyone weighs, or whether they’re “overweight,” “obese,” or “morbidly obese.” I think Trump’s weight is significant only because he’s such a fucking judgmental hypocrite about women’s appearance.

The Cubs’ Anthony Rizzo is 6'3", 240 pounds, and could easily pass as Trump’s twin, right?

Anthony Rizzo of the Chicago Cubs is 6-foot-3, 240 pounds. Pretty much the same physique as Trump, right?

How were they able to do a colonoscopy with his head in the way?

“Last week, New York state assemblyman Bill Nojay fatally shot himself last week in a Rochester cemetery, just feet away from his family’s burial plot”

Oh please. Like there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that she will ever “bring into the fold” idiots like this. She could be handing out rifles and money on a cloud next to Jesus and they’d still hate her.

I haven’t received that impression, but I haven’t read the whole book. I’d need to see evidence about your impression before further comment, but on the basis of the facts presented, I do not see any reason to assume that she was dishonest to her husband.

I don’t really like her and I don’t get the solid wall of vitriol either, though given the goalpost shifting, the “yes but she should have done it THIS (read: my preferred) way” protestations, the wailing about marriage vows, and all the rest of it, I’m getting some uncomfortable vibes from the tenor of the comments…

yeah, it’s not like she’s out killing kittens or something. she wrote a few books. I think two of them are good. I follow her on FB because I like silly flurry aphorisms sometimes. I don’t go around shitting on Chuck Klosterman just because I don’t like his stuff and think he’s pretentious. There’s no need. But…

I’ve always been on the fence about Eat, Pray, Love as “priv-lit” but that is incredibly touching even to my critical heart. Wishing Gilbert and Elias the best.

That dog is missing its Buzzy Bee.

you should always say something good about the dead: she’s dead, good.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.