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Ed: “Rapey.” I meant “rapey.”

*chef’s kiss*

I think the most hilarious thing about this entire episode is how entirely avoidable it is. If you see something funny posted on twitter and you’re Barstool, just repost it with the twitter users handle or whatever somewhere in the post. Is your traffic going to grind to a halt because people all of a sudden think you

They also removed their Google+ post.

All that rapier wit in the comments section lost...

Oh, hey. It’s Friday and Ley posted and...

I now realize that may just be a way of re-stating exactly what you said.

Nobody ever thought the Lakers were contenders!

If Luke Walton gets fired because of this shitshow of a team, it will prove there is no justice in the NBA. It’s not his fault management couldn’t decide if they wanted to try to tank the year, then once they decided to completely undermine the entire team right before the All-Star break, they couldn’t decide how

Makes no sense for anyone expect Lebron to care anymore. The coach is gonna get fired, the young players are gonna get traded, the older players are not gonna be resigned. Lebron should just say fuck it and try to break Wilts 100 point record.

All of these very valid criticisms of Yang’s collection notwithstanding, can we take a moment to appreciate how truly terrible that cover art is? That graphic designer should be shitcanned. All I see when I read it is “The Wesley Souls of Yang Yellow Essays Folk.” This may be the worst cover design I’ve ever seen.

Yang has made clear that any reader who takes its title seriously—which plays off of W.E.B. Du Bois’s The Souls of Black Folk—is simply not in the know. ...Yang pressed that of course he wasn’t trying to be the “W.E.B. Du Bois for Asians of the 21st century.”

Of course he won’t date Korean women. So...this guy’s thesis is basically that the only thing wrong with white supremacy is that he doesn’t get to play?

Sometimes, it all works out innuendo.

But they never want to take BART either!

People will cross the Bay for work, but rarely for anything else. I moved to the East Bay many years ago and you’d have thought I’d moved across the country for how often I can get SF friends to visit me on this side...

Oh, I forgot about the No Car issue! I had a car, so I was ok with driving pretty much anywhere, but at some point I stopped dating people who didn’t have cars because I didn’t want to be onus of travel to be always on me. (This was especially true when I was living in Vallejo and wasn’t near BART).

You’re a random anonymous internet poster,

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Marquese Chriss is 6'10". While he is very butt, this was a nice dunk.