You wanna be mad at him, and stay back, to make him earn your love and trust again, but you’re just so damned happy, and you giddily jump up and down screaming “Daddy!” Over and over again. And your dad says “Christ, son, you’re 35, stop calling me that. And put some fucking pants on. You’re why I left.”

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

SOMEBODY POST THE GIF

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

WELCOME BACK DREW
WE MISSED THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
HERE’S A QUICK RHYME
SORRY IT’S NOT A HAIKU

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

Nellie somehow looks twenty years younger than he did ten years ago.

Deep down, I really think there’s only one guy who could possibly manage the personalities of LeBron, Rondo, JaValle, Lance Stephenson, Beasus Christ, The Busses, Magic, LA Bros, the Ball family, and Jack Nicholson.

I’m a long-time Sox fan and even I’ll admit their legacy was hardly lily-white before Schilling. No wait, actually it was lily-white. That was sort of the problem.

Explain or GTFO.

I think we all know that reporting facts these days is explicitly biased.

Take your quotation marks and fuck off.

Are you proud that someone can just make a video stating their opinions and cutting and editing raw footage, and trick you? Meanwhile, the thing you are calling a hoax is actually raw footage and this guy talking about it is “proof” of something? I’ll give you pointers: when a video is cut, there is an nterruption.…

Can everyone just flag this motherfucker please. Tomato I mean.

THREE black guys were “intimidating?” Wow. So these kids are pussies as well as racists?  You’re a little short on evidence, still.

If you’re doing school chants in public, you deserve to have someone beat a drum loudly in your face.

Fuck off, Tomato.