If you're just climbing straight up a rope, stand facing it and hook your dominant leg around it, so it goes inside your thigh; then bring your lower leg around again so it wraps loosely around the outside of your shin and drapes on top of your foot. This allows you to cinch and lock the rope by standing on your…

Well, he's got the "dribble the ball five meters and start panting" part right...

How was the first goal against the run of play? Play hadn't even happened for a minute yet!

They still have a chance to recycle the ad if the Buccaneers sign on.

Dirt Off Your Shoulder - Jay-Z or Monster - Kanye West

Speaking of types of bread...no consideration for the breakfast biscuit?

That is at once fascinating and incredibly morbid. I was thinking more along the lines of the stories I grew up with about "Maria Sinukuan", a mountain fairy who disguised herself as a peasant girl and helped mortals in need but hey, death defying Korean Cinderella is pretty cool too.

Yeah, but it turns a lot of the typical tropes of European-style fairy/fantasy tales on their heads, or at least it does so enough for me.

What about looking at other cultures?

Maybe Girl Genius?

The Wesley Crusher bashing did it for me.

Office Space applies to more than just the typical office; "PC load letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!" and the like gets thrown around on the daily here in Afghanistan.

I agree. It feels pretty fucking enraging to read stuff like this when I'm deployed. Please ; do the right thing and get the authorities involved; those people could be the family members of service members currently overseas or even wounded veterans themselves.

You can't really go wrong with Ritter Sport. Even the Cornflake one is delicious!

I really like the Strawberry and the Yogurt ones, but due to a strange coincidence I tried the Cornflake ones and they actually are quite good, too.

I think that you bring up a good point about the nature of freedom and the use of military force, but I disagree about supporting the troops propping up an anti-human rights system. The military is a tool of national policy; its an incredibly visible and powerful one, but it's subordinate to the civilian government.

As an active duty service member, the lionization of troops bothers me for a lot of the same reasons. I think that part of it exists because there's such a large disconnect between the general population and the military now; most people I talk to don't know much about the military in general and I get the feeling…

Kaepernick's crap out? He made the NFC Championship game in his first full season as the starter a year after making the Super Bowl. That's like saying that Russell Wilson flamed out at this point a year ago because he lost to the Falcons in the divisional round.

Never! And that isn't because I ate a ton of cheesecake and am fighting to stay conscious. Not at all.

What about team cheesecake?