As deep of a thought to be expected coming from the guy whose biggest recent hit included lyrics that rhymed “things” with “things.”

Totally unsurprising. This is just another plank in his 20-year career of promoting honour and respect. Kid Rock and deference to authority are practically synonymous at this point. I'm surprised he hasn't incorporated apple pie into his brand.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

I have a problem with Amendola running out to wave a flag at midfield.

he was so frustrated and, I’m sure, getting so much heat from Cleveland that he gave me a hard shove into my door to try and continue the argument about McAulay in my office.

Roger Goodell physically assaulted an employee? Is there evidence of this on tape? Or other eyewitnesses? This is huge.

I appreciate the desire to be as inclusive as possible, but I really wish they’d stop trying to make “Latinx” happen.

Fucking nepotist. I had to work my way up from the bottom of the pile of 1,000 other employees all clawing at my genitals and sticking things in my taintal area. Then I turned around and kicked the next guy coming up the pile square in the nuts, like a real American.

Roger Goodell has determined that Tom Brady was more-likely-than-not generally aware of Ryan Lochte’s actions. His suspension has been increased to 6 games. In his press conference, he indicated that Giselle’s presence in Brazil further supports his theory. Peter King exclaimed “sound reasoning, big guy!”

I mean, Lochte is a lying ass, but still pretty much a shady shakedown. I don’t know if robbery is the right word, not sure why having to fork over cash with a gun in your face is something for Brazil to be angry about being somewhat misrepresented.

Gunnar,

Lochte tore up a gas station and somehow *he* is the victim? GTFO. Getting a gun pulled on you for something like that isn’t just a third world thing. Try that at an inner-city convenience store here in the US. Lochte’s lucky he didn’t get shot.

Eh I don’t think they overreacted. Had they been in the US, sure, but in Brazil? If the guys working at the gas station didn’t get the money to fix what had happened immediately they were probably never going to get any money at all. Lochte probably would have just bribed the cops and nothing would have been resolved,…

Because ‘asset forfeiture’ is *so* much different.

And before anyone questions my credentials, I’m currently ranked number 172 in the world in the sport of aerial skijoring. That’s totally me in this picture. I would have been way higher in the air, but I had lost all my momentum when that light behind me had turned red. They really planned the route poorly that…

I get the general policy. As a professional athlete, nothing motivates me and boosts my self esteem more than having people forced to cheer for me. Sincere applause just doesn’t cut it. It’s hard to explain to non-professional athletes.

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

Get the 30 year and feel good about it.

Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

The correct answer was "It depends on what your definition of 'nude' is," Seth.