Roger Goodell has determined that Tom Brady was more-likely-than-not generally aware of Ryan Lochte’s actions. His suspension has been increased to 6 games. In his press conference, he indicated that Giselle’s presence in Brazil further supports his theory. Peter King exclaimed “sound reasoning, big guy!”

I mean, Lochte is a lying ass, but still pretty much a shady shakedown. I don’t know if robbery is the right word, not sure why having to fork over cash with a gun in your face is something for Brazil to be angry about being somewhat misrepresented.

Gunnar,

Lochte tore up a gas station and somehow *he* is the victim? GTFO. Getting a gun pulled on you for something like that isn’t just a third world thing. Try that at an inner-city convenience store here in the US. Lochte’s lucky he didn’t get shot.

Eh I don’t think they overreacted. Had they been in the US, sure, but in Brazil? If the guys working at the gas station didn’t get the money to fix what had happened immediately they were probably never going to get any money at all. Lochte probably would have just bribed the cops and nothing would have been resolved,…

Because ‘asset forfeiture’ is *so* much different.

California has 39 million people. Among them are 187,000 lawyers. Doesn’t seem like much.

And before anyone questions my credentials, I’m currently ranked number 172 in the world in the sport of aerial skijoring. That’s totally me in this picture. I would have been way higher in the air, but I had lost all my momentum when that light behind me had turned red. They really planned the route poorly that…

I get the general policy. As a professional athlete, nothing motivates me and boosts my self esteem more than having people forced to cheer for me. Sincere applause just doesn’t cut it. It’s hard to explain to non-professional athletes.

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

Get the 30 year and feel good about it.

Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

You raw-doggin sons of bitches, you!

Yeah, the lady at Critique my Dick Pic would give it a D or a D-.

Been there, man. If only there was a way to not take pictures of my dick,then I couldn’t accidentally tweet them.

While I understand what you’re saying, they could have done what the New York Times did: utilize a picture of the audience that actually conveys how monumental this nomination was. Of course HRC wasn’t there, and it would be unconventional to use a stock photo of her, but in my view - feminist criticism aside - it’s…

In all fairness, I think the issue was that she wasn’t there last night, and they wanted a picture from the event. The USA Today used the only possible work around for a photo of Hillary, and it’s not a great photo. I think the ones with the women supporters are the best bet, but this really isn’t about trying to…

I mean Bill was the keynote speaker and Hillary wasn’t even there so... Barack will be the picture tomorrow and Hillary two days from now.

Damn those newspapers and their pictures of the night’s featured speaker at the event they’re covering! Why didn’t they use a picture of someone who wasn’t there!

The correct answer was "It depends on what your definition of 'nude' is," Seth.