I approve of your method and but think step 7 might be a bit redundant in terms of cleaning the “shit outta your pot and BOWEL” — I mean that’s what oatmeal sort of does on it’s own.

Amen. The process he described is waaaay too labor intensive.

As always — a treasure. Thank you!

I still love Reba McEntire’s duo with the comedy prince, Andy Samberg. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night…

So sorry for your loss. Your writing is amazing and I hope it helped you as much as it’s obviously helping so many others judging by the comments section.

I’ll never forget the first time I realized how much I loved my cat. My girlfriend and I were living in different cities at the time and one weekend while visiting her, I got a call from my apartment complex saying that my apartment had been broken into. They didn’t have any more info and that the police were on their…

Taint no telling.

That’s interesting and I somewhat suspected that. It would have been illuminating to hear to what degree she has encountered intraracial colorism. Perhaps it’s so obvious to her that it didn’t seem worth including. Thanks for the response!

Is she saying that NO American men find her attractive? Or just that no Caucasian American men find her attractive? The latter wouldn’t surprise me but I’m having a hard time believing the former. I don’t mean to discount her experience but it just seems...incredible. That she gets no interest even from men of color?…

You’re welcome :) Feel free to share!

Regarding your first point, this is my all-time favorite quote regarding Libertarianism (to the best of my admittedly limited research the attribution is accurate)

That is spectacular! And pre-figured her appearance on Between Two Ferns (@6:00 if the link doesn’t work like it’s supposed to — effing Kinja):

I’m not a lawyer but this is most certainly legally actionable.

I’m Mike Honcho.

Wait...what? Since when are you supposed to tip your uber driver? One of the major selling points from a consumer standpoint is that the price on the app is the price that you pay. Period. It removed the anxiety of “How much extra should I give this person? What criteria do I use? etc.” If I’m expected to now tip my…

the h is o(ff)

There are entities engaged in the taking in of other people’s money and loaning it to others in order to get a return on investment - banks. If this is such a slam-dunk moneymaker, why does he need LA’s money? Surely there are an abundance of Wall Street banks/hedge funds who would happily finance such a profitable…

I’ll bite. In what way was Deuce’s comment “great”? Apart from it being factually incorrect in it’s basic premise vis a vis not needing public money.

“Syntactically consistent glossolalia” is a phrase that I never knew existed to describe a condition I see all the time.

This should be the top comment.