Perfect response.

Since cities/states can’t be trusted to not beggar each other in a race to the bottom to offer the most lucrative deals to the extortionate owners and teams, it seems like the federal government could step and somehow make the practice of using public money for private stadiums illegal or unattractive. I’m thinking…

The best is that she doesn’t even live in Glendale and thus wouldn’t bear the burden of the teams she “supports”.

How do you turn around at a checkpoint? All of the ones that I’ve encountered have been set up such that if you were to be observed executing a 3 point turn/pulling a U-ey would guarantee that you’d be pulled over by the cops you didn’t see half a block up the street.

The DUI lawyers I’ve spoken with say it’s an open secret that roadside tests are designed to be impossibly subjective so that you literally cannot pass them if that’s what the cop wants. And if he’s asking you to perform a sobriety test, he’s already made up his mind. Completing the test will only give him ammo for…

FWIW, many moons ago when I got my DUI in Georgia (Gwinnett Co. to be specific) every DUI lawyer I contacted after the fact told me the same thing - never submit to a field sobriety test or a roadside breathalyzer regardless of how many drinks you’ve had. They are respectively, highly subjective and…

It’s incorrect to say that he was trying to “interpret” what had already been passed by Congress. Yes, the small section of the ACA which outlines federal/state exchange defines them a certain way. So if we had that section and only that section to divine the intent of Congress then his ruling would have at least been…

Nearly everything you wrote is factually incorrect.

It’s a terrible craftsman that blames his tools.

I actually love my cats a little less now.

Never fails to impress in its majesty.

I was so glad they both turned out to be white so that I could enjoy this without pondering the implications of any sort of racial dynamic.

Ill grant you the first 2 were superior, the third started to feel a bit forced and last season was underwhelming.

“...with all the precision and command of a FunDip-addled kindergartener spraying pee all over a bathroom floor...”

The kid was good but frankly the best surprise was David Walliams as a judge. Emily Howard is the best lady.

Nope. Try upper middle class white dude.

That’s not even “lunkish”...that’s just straight up racist trash. May his dog get hit by a car and may footage of his wife and/or sister servicing many, many men of color and enjoying every moment of it surface on the internet.

Bwahahahaaha!!! I get it now...you’re mad because the one woman who’s self-esteem was low enough that you could actually get her to touch your doogan, cheated on you with a black dude, right? Look that wasn’t rape and it wasn’t (entirely) because he had a bigger hog than you - it was mostly because he wasn’t a vile,…

If by protecting you mean agreeing with a sensible position delivered in a humorous fashion, then sure, I’m “protecting” her.

Oooohh...burn! You got me good!