Faceglory? That sounds like a category on Pornhub.

It’s incorrect to say that he was trying to “interpret” what had already been passed by Congress. Yes, the small section of the ACA which outlines federal/state exchange defines them a certain way. So if we had that section and only that section to divine the intent of Congress then his ruling would have at least been…

Nearly everything you wrote is factually incorrect.

It’s a terrible craftsman that blames his tools.

What’s the deal with apparently Horry and Georgetown Cos. (Myrtle Beach and Georgetown) SC and Allen Co (Ft Wayne), IN having FiOS. Not that they deserve it any less than any other area but I’m curious as to the logic of how they received it before pretty much every other larger metro area in the country. Anybody have…

I actually love my cats a little less now.

Never fails to impress in its majesty.

I was so glad they both turned out to be white so that I could enjoy this without pondering the implications of any sort of racial dynamic.

I can’t find a gif but there is an episode of Strangers With Candy where Jeri is trying to make the debate team only to be told that she is too fat - Stephen Colbert’s character points (with a fried chicken leg) to her midsection and says that makes this point - “Slim arguments come from slim hips.” Good to see that…

Ill grant you the first 2 were superior, the third started to feel a bit forced and last season was underwhelming.

“...with all the precision and command of a FunDip-addled kindergartener spraying pee all over a bathroom floor...”

The kid was good but frankly the best surprise was David Walliams as a judge. Emily Howard is the best lady.

Nope. Try upper middle class white dude.

That’s not even “lunkish”...that’s just straight up racist trash. May his dog get hit by a car and may footage of his wife and/or sister servicing many, many men of color and enjoying every moment of it surface on the internet.

Bwahahahaaha!!! I get it now...you’re mad because the one woman who’s self-esteem was low enough that you could actually get her to touch your doogan, cheated on you with a black dude, right? Look that wasn’t rape and it wasn’t (entirely) because he had a bigger hog than you - it was mostly because he wasn’t a vile,…

If by protecting you mean agreeing with a sensible position delivered in a humorous fashion, then sure, I’m “protecting” her.

Oooohh...burn! You got me good!

Stop trying to make “steeding up” happen.

Dude, if you're worried about contact with the uhh..."product", why are you scraping it TOWARDS your ball sack? Yes, you theoretically will pull away pre-taint but it seems like you're just introducing unnecessary complexity to the operation. Thought experiment — you're sitting in your chair and you have an itch in…

Standing to wipe your own ass is the very embodiment of not normal.