It’s a terrible craftsman that blames his tools.

I actually love my cats a little less now.

Never fails to impress in its majesty.

I was so glad they both turned out to be white so that I could enjoy this without pondering the implications of any sort of racial dynamic.

Ill grant you the first 2 were superior, the third started to feel a bit forced and last season was underwhelming.

“...with all the precision and command of a FunDip-addled kindergartener spraying pee all over a bathroom floor...”

The kid was good but frankly the best surprise was David Walliams as a judge. Emily Howard is the best lady.

Nope. Try upper middle class white dude.

That’s not even “lunkish”...that’s just straight up racist trash. May his dog get hit by a car and may footage of his wife and/or sister servicing many, many men of color and enjoying every moment of it surface on the internet.

Bwahahahaaha!!! I get it now...you’re mad because the one woman who’s self-esteem was low enough that you could actually get her to touch your doogan, cheated on you with a black dude, right? Look that wasn’t rape and it wasn’t (entirely) because he had a bigger hog than you - it was mostly because he wasn’t a vile,…

If by protecting you mean agreeing with a sensible position delivered in a humorous fashion, then sure, I’m “protecting” her.

Oooohh...burn! You got me good!

Stop trying to make “steeding up” happen.

Dude, if you're worried about contact with the uhh..."product", why are you scraping it TOWARDS your ball sack? Yes, you theoretically will pull away pre-taint but it seems like you're just introducing unnecessary complexity to the operation. Thought experiment — you're sitting in your chair and you have an itch in…

Standing to wipe your own ass is the very embodiment of not normal.

this is by far the most disturbing controversy I have ever heard of. The absolute only way to wipe your ass is to reach around to your butt hole while seated and proceed to wipe in a front to back motion. The fact that this is in any way up for debate is mind blowing to me. What other barbaric but apparently…

Yes, the needless and out of place capitalization was very distracting.

Right? Didn’t they extort that stadium out of the taxpayers at roughly a bajillion dollars?

Couple of things:

Awesome. I have trouble with reading comprehension sometimes, can you help me out and point to specific words or phrases that indicate the author is taking issue with the act of giving the parents travel expenses to see their kids play and not the rank hypocrisy by which the NCAA declares they can’t possibly…