Also, are the tags still attached to the underside of the hat bill? And we're not going to talk about the weird upper lip shading?

Yeah, me too...are they sure that's right? It doesn't seem right.

It's not often one encounters a vexillogical pun in mass market advertising. Well done.

thanks Barry lankin!

I know we're supposed to be somewhat nudge-nudge-wink-wink mocking him for being a big, dumb idiot but I'll be damned if I had to wish for my kids garden variety Ivy league smarts or Gronk level athleticism that allows them to live this sort of lifestyle where you can apparently make millions of dollars a year doing…

I'm legit confused. Was this really written by the aforementioned George Atallah? That's awesome if so, but I feel like this article needs a "No, really, this was legit written by George Atallah, the Assistant (to) the Executive Director of External Affairs for the NFLPA"

Somewhat off topic but related, but tell me again why it's a good idea to repatriate/entrust artifacts of massive cultural importance to the entire human race to countries with barely functioning civil governments. Hopefully institutions like the British Museum won't be guilted into returning any of their collections…

While her political philosophy has plenty of holes in it, name one false fact in her response. Wordy and sanctimonious, yes but this was a request from someone who was, for all intents and purposes, a stranger asking for a not insubstantial amount of money. And her previous acts of generosity to this girl's sisters…

Implicit in your query of "So she SHOULD have..." (emphasis mine obviously) is the seemingly equal assignment of responsibility to her. I'm not arguing for an abrogation of personal responsibility for one's actions, but your question seems to accept at face value that the expected consequences, at least for women, of…

If putting the responsibility for rapes on people who actually commit rape makes me a "progressive", just call me Teddy Roosevelt.

Good job calling me out on my heteronormative statements — that's useful in the context of a story about male/female sexual assault. And I'm not saying he's guilty - I'm saying his actions and the evidence presented so far are consistent with someone who is guilty. Maybe there's a perfectly reasonable explanation…

Your statement, while technically true, is also borderline psycopathic. He may still be "legally" innocent but based on this story, would you let your sister/daughter/other close female relative or friend go out with this guy? He's innocent, right?

Are you saying that because she did so it's ok that she get raped? Cause that's kind of what it sounds like.

at $200 a plate, expressing a strong preference that the entree be free of conspicuous dirt doesn't strike me as being entitled

so you're basically saying the Greek system should shut up and take it? After all they've pretty much been asking for it in your opinion.

Can somebody point me to the origin story of Drew's beef with Greggg? I find it hilarious but am curious if there's a specific incident. Possibly it would be even funnier if it were completely arbitrary. Has Greggg ever acknowledged the weekly slagging off he suffers at Drew's hands?

Thanks for this. Absolute perfection.

In the best possible way.

I've seen several references to this ...where is it at?

I get that it's probably just a lazy, reflexive bash America / bash the South joke, but looking purely at the reuse of venues, I'd say Atlanta was pretty successful. I'd love to see your evidence to the contrary.