All choices have consequences.

Hey, how are you doing over there? Is Ms. Rousseff leaving office any time soon?

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

This is Kinja. Charts don’t work here. They’re viewed as too mainstream and business like, plus they’re probably somehow racist and bigoted.

“Long Snapper: I’m almost positive this is a fish.” Same.

Cheating? Naw. Creative use of a loophole? Yes. Give a racing engineer and inch and they’ll take a mile.

Not sure how ‘Merica, as a derogatory stereotype, fits in here....at all

Here’s another quote from that column.

Found the designer of the bridge guys

This is a real life example of the difference between designers and engineers.

So, invitation to Hoonigan sent?

What’s the point in doing anything? What’s the point in racing? It’s just guys going around in circles. What’s the point in travelling the world? You’ll never set eyes on a truly significant portion of the Earth. What’s the point in going to work in the morning? You’re gonna be broke anyway, and, even if you aren’t…

has wheels. does not fly. is car.

Ordered, and “patiently” waiting.

Actually this is the dude at the dinner party who looks pretty normal but benches twice his weight, has a three figure income, plays piano competitively, and who your wife wishes she married.

Yeah, it’s almost as if the people against the nuclear deal have a valid point about Iran not being trustworthy in any way.

“I hate how much Iranian aggression makes people think Iran is aggressive.”

What a lovely day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!

Yep.