I’m a librarian and I am GRRRRRRR about whatever fucking mandate they felt they had to set or follow that would let this sort of shit happen.

Real question: when they talk about boys falling behind, do they really mean girls getting ahead? Like one group has to lose for another to win? There seems to be a lot of this sentiment lately.

I’m a white atheist, but I was sobbing by the end of that, hoping against hope that Rev. Pinckney and his flock found their heavenly reward.

I need someone to bring one or five of these to my office right now please.

Can we get a kickstarter going to send this little cutie to Emma Carmichael? Or is it only because of her absence that Jez has become a Mini Deer Theocracy?

I cannot understand why no one spoke up for her. Especially when the bigot told her to shut the fuck up. No way in hell would I have kept my mouth shut.

Violence is seldom the answer.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.

remember how understanding christians were about andres serrano’s “piss christ”?

oh, also: I’m going to be hosting an art exhibit in Garland featuring cartoons of Jesus and Moses in various stages of fucking each other. freedom of speech, y’all.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

The kids had been in foster care and he just gave them to his random former employee, whom he had fired for not being up to snuff at the job, a job caring for children??!!!!!!

The people of Charlie Hebdo definitely didn't deserve what happened, but this isn't an issue of free speech, its an issue of actions have consequences. Far too often people will talk out of line, say something or do something that reflects poorly on them, and then they try to use "free speech" as a Get Out of Trouble…

Thanks Obama, no seriously Thanks Obama. I was 8 when Armstrong and Aldrin Landed. They put their asses waaaaay out on the line, if they had been able to Bring back the LeM and park it in their backyard it would've been ok by me.

Ironically, the ideal shape for both "I hate Jesus" and "I love Jesus" cakes is a crucifix.

Yeah, the whole first half of the bible is basically, "worship God or die. Painfully."
Of course, it's the second half that then comes around to the "don't be an asshole" idea, but that's more of an expansion pack, not the original.