And she did a solid by alerting Joss’s next victim.

If (per his illustration) he’s on top, how’s his penis gonna point toward the sun?

“No,” wept the purser, “Not the Taylor ‘67!”

Rumi is cool; the name of a mystic Persian Sunni Muslim poet. Eminently quotable. But “Sir” seems like Jay-Z’s joke on the first white cop that pulls his son over: “Uh, Sir, would you step out of the vehicle.”

Agreed and affirmed. I work at a PP clinic in a low level position but I love to joke to patients that we are the Planet Fitness of reproductive health care - a “judgment-free zone”. One of our goals is risk reduction, so if we can hand someone a packet of condoms that includes a magnum-sized, a latex-free and a cute…

The antis wear Go-Pros and threaten to have their “friends” in LEO run the license plates of patients and staff in order to make their names available for abuse. Our best move is to stay calm, put our bodies and our umbrellas between our patients and the harassers and rely on surveillance cameras to exonerate us.

This is disgusting. If a group of prep school lacrosse players wearing their letterman jackets and swaggering in their camaraderie was walking down that road, would he have lept out of his car to beat them? If it’s not anti Muslim hate, it’s misogyny.

ICE agents are barely one step above the neighborhood watch losers.

They already are. At the last large rally in front of my clinic, the antis were carrying signs that read “The pill and IUDs kill babies.” You are correct; they will not stop until they outlaw anything that allows women to enjoy sex without retribution.

It’s becoming apparent that the French revere Sean Spicer as the Jerry Lewis of press secretaries.

Totally agree. Many abortion providers and Planned Parenthood in particular provide referrals to non-shaming adoption agencies and lawyers. And open adoption is supported.

And the most cynical part of me can’t help but think how happy the adoption industry will be with an influx of blonde-haired, blue-eyed Iowa Babies.

I know that trick well. I volunteered as an escort at my clinic for two years before they hired me. We would walk up to a patient’s car being detained by a “sidewalk counselor” and be all sweetness and light and say “I’m sorry but you’re blocking the driveway. Please park over there (vaguely indicating any appropriate…

Right. I’ve been pregnant twice. The first time was with an IUD in place and my most coherent thought was “Get this parasite out of me.” I had a safe abortion with not one second of regret. The second time was a wanted pregnancy, ended with a an early miscarriage, and was properly mourned. Trust women.

I like this reproductive choice variation on the Bechdel Test.

Well, Florida didn’t make it illegal until 2011. Can’t speak for the rest of our lovely agrarian states.

But you’d be surprised at the number of men who come to Planned Parenthood and other providers boo-hoo-hooing about their genital warts and submitting to repeated acid treatments to burn them off. Vanity alone should stampede the 26-and-unders toward vaccination.

Sorry, Lin-Manuel, but Leslie Odom is the obvious choice.

Oh yeah!I work at a Planned Parenthood clinic and when patients run the gauntlet of demonstrators on GYN/sexual health appointment days, they are puzzled. And I say “These busybodies are opposed to anyone having sex for pleasure.”

Maggie Hennessy is a BOSS! I’m 40 years older than she is and I wish I had a fraction of her focus.