This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Seems like a random 5 minutes test drive to me... A couple of short accelerations to test the car and back in the shop.

Fuck these guys.

17. Getting shot at while doing your job.

Best looking Civic in a while.

#wasaabi #teamdentistjet

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Welp, now I know that Mauritius is an island east of Madagascar in the Indian Ocean. Thanks fighty cargo ship people.

That would be a tragedy.

It’s too easy in this country to get a mustang. These cars aren’t meant to drive, they’re for killing as many pedestrians as possible, we need stronger vetting to ensure these don’t fall into the hands of “mustang drivers....”

My wife has one of these on her car

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Rover Viking.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

I googled Red Tube to see if I could get one for my VW. Couldn’t find car parts even after checking most of the site.

I once worked fast food for $6.42/hr (today’s dollars). I thought “This sucks and is no way to make a living at 18". I went to Community College and still worked two of those crappy minimum wage jobs to put myself thru. I graduated with a Mechanical Design degree and made $16/hr (todays dollars). I realized that that…