Why are we paying for this?
If you want US navy protection, flag your ships with our flag. Pay your workers according to our laws and pay our taxes. Otherwise get Mongolia to protect you or whatever other flag of convenience you fly.

I’m more impressed by the performance of the Suburban...that’s decent mileage for a rolling apartment.

“....the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.” THIS is the best line on Jalopnik today!

gotta give props to Adam for doing this. Can’t wait to see it!

Maybe. But on the other hand, if you have Floyd Mayweather money, you have to put it somewhere. You’re not going to leave it in a savings account earning .02%. Supercars have proven to be pretty good investments over the years.

I don’t care if the next owner gets perfect paint. I’d rather enjoy looking at the car now, paint chips be damned. Same deal with couch covers and car bras. Why make something look stupid while you have it so it looks nice when you don’t have it?

Yes, but so does a clear wrap. Or even one that doesn’t look like Biff’s 6-series.

Bronx is winning!!!

A big part of the shortfall stems from lack of fare increases. No one wants to be the one do to it, but it needs to be done. People may have screamed bloody murder about the $10 monthly pass hike, but it’s still a pittance for the value you get. Monthly pass could go up to $100, and per-fare subway hiked to $3 and I…

The lesson here is that you should always have a big wing on your big Lambo, problem solved.

Such a fucking douchebag to do this. I mean...why? Thing that pisses me off even more is how folks on his Instagram account applaud him doing this. You know, because its an expensive car and fuck rich people. They have it coming because they’re rich. Damn hipsters.

Just stay off of other people’s stuff man. Damn...

“What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile?” You don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle. It’s just against the rules.” -Vincent Vega

So the rider shoots the video of him possibly damaging a ~$150k car then uploads it on his Instagram? No way that could come back to bite him.
#EinsteinsAmongUs

I’m betting it was staged by the bike rider and a friend or two to get the video, but I really doubt the Lambo owner was in on it.

I wish folks would buy something else other than Apple’s shit. The most hypocritical company I have ever seen.

Why does everyone keep saying he's not passionate about cars? The dude owns a McLaren F1 and was the driving force to make sure Model S could beat it in a drag race.

Makes me sad to think that we won’t be seeing these awesome new cars tested on the Top Gear test track by our three favorite British buffoons.

Y’all are crazy, this column shifter rules.

You can’t go wrong with purple.

I have seen Aceman's stand up, met him at a mangria signing in seattle, and was at the first showing of "Road Hard," here in Seattle. I got hooked on him through CarCast, and now I consider myself a super fan. Can't wait to see this, as it's his passion... Like Enzo sold cars to go racing, Adam sells comedy to do the…