No Diesel Fart Can exhaust needed. But someone, somewhere would be postulating on the relative size of my genitals

Where do they obtain industrial size dispensers of LUCUS ELECTRICAL SMOKE?

Coupe

looks more S800-ish

DORITOS!!!!!!, I need one to go with the RX2

I have 13 extra transmissions for my Mazda RX2

Another reason I am grateful to live in the unincorporated part of the county, on a plot of land large enough my shop/driveway is not visibile from the road or neighboring properties

WON'T do!

this just screams for a Fiat Abarth Powerplant swap!

A little Billy Mays Miracle Putty, a dremel and a tutorial from the interwebz will get you on the road in no time

FIZZ-ICKS!

Nicely done Bro, nicely done

ones AC, ones DC. just like your moms

Park a dented CAMRY next to it

ummm bored?

Was it NUCLEAR GRADE Duck Tape?

as much as I love all things DORITO, I cant justify a THING at this price......

Is the first MULLETT on display too?

another reason to live in the unincorporated part of the county, off the road, safe from prying eyes

Perhaps on MOUSESTANGS: Do not violently accelerate out of Cars and Coffee.