Seriously. Fuck these fucking people.

I didn't say Nobody said it on the show. I just found it beyond credulity that a grown-up openly gay person in 2015 would have trouble getting the word out.

Wait wait wait. Biggest laughs of the night were clearly:

Yeah on a show where everyone is rockin' full makeup while long distance trail running, hand-to-hand combatting, and even lap-swimming, it seems like a stretch to have Alex remove all that makeup just to wriggle out of a little terrorism charge, especially if she didn't even do it.

yeah it's a pity that the casting and character backstories are so rich with diversity yet the writing seems to be tiptoeing around totally uncontroversial truths. like how the gay (or also fake-gay?) FBI analyst recruit and the (also maybe fake gay?) recruit can't even SAY the word "gay".

But I mean, come on. There's a certain point on the spectrum of hotness that surpasses subjective preference and Priyanka Chopra is past that point. That news announcer at the end should have said something like: "Authorities are on the lookout for a Bond Girl Level 10 Beauty Whose Hair Looks Like It's In Perpetual…

I'm willing to swallow just about any ridiculous plot contrivance Quantico throws at me, but you can't expect me to believe that someone as gorgeous as Alex Parrish can just BLEND IN WITH THE CROWD to evade authorities. Come on.

Anybody notice how Carrie's new boyfriend is just a younger-looking German Brody? I'm hoping this was intentional to show how All her old habits die hard (except of course bath time with her daughter, hopefully).

"Remember when I said you were the smartest and dumbest fucking person I've ever known? I take back the first part."

for Strand it's more like: "Damnation? That is a prospect I feel compelled to strenuously avoid!"

Strand is definitely the showrunners confusing "totally inconsistent behavior" with "mysterious".

Trust me, Nick. The only people trying to catch up with YOU are already dead.

I don't care what anyone says about Mr. Poopybutthole - if he isn't an alien parasite, he's definitely something totally evil and Beth should have shot to kill.

"Do you miss Kalinda and her free-spirited, devil-may-care attitude? Well boy are you gonna like this no-nonsense POC splitting Alicia's bar tab this season!" - The Spouses King

I love that Eli's primary motivation to rise out of despair is nazi zombies coming back from the dead.

Martindale's last scene on Justified is one of my favorite scenes from any living character actor.

Does the rhyming theme through all the movies have anything to do with how a promising young talent can wander far, far astray from achieving his original purpose, but still redeem himself by passing the torch to a new generation of young talent?

How much you wanna bet that's gonna be the score to the opening or closing montage of the Season 2 premiere…

Yeah but how can you reintroduce that much debt back into the system after it's lost? And how would the general public react even if the supposedly impossible data retrieval were to occur? It would feel incredibly unrealistic for there not to be dramatic reactions from the general public long after the greatest…

That got me super excited until I read the synopsis, which puts it 10 years after Project Mayhem - which makes it sound more like a slightly altered reboot of the original plot. I'm far more interested in seeing how a revolution struggles with its identity and priorities in the wake of a recent tactical victory. Have…