Khan: Okay gotta go Tasneem's givin' me the spooky eyes.
Carrie: Okay bye!
Khan: ….You hang up first.
Carrie: No YOU hang up first!
Khan: Okay we'll do it at the same time in…
BOTH: 1…2…3!

raise your hand if you thought you might be having a stroke when everybody started spewing nonsense words *raises hand*

“You can’t stay in one place anymore, not for too long." - Carl, to his creators.

All the scenes that involve scavenging abandoned stores for supplies would be much more entertaining:

given how much of the future we saw and how many times we saw it i was just as suspicious of the spinning cheerleader.

not to brag or anything…but 2 weeks ago i predicted who would kill Sam and almost EXACTLY how it would play out:

I think green in the context of "Oppo Research" was used to show her as pure, untouched, like the rainforest pre-development and slash-and-burn. I think Alicia's green blouse served as a symbol of her naivete - she thinks she's prepared for what dirty politics can do to her family and personal life, but she hasn't the…

I love that we finally know why Lockhart suddenly cares so much about Saul's well-being - Saul's death would make him look bad. Don't ever change, Lockhart.

Just re-watched Carrie's interaction with not-Brody from the previous episode and realized that everything not-Brody says is actually something Khan would say to drugged-out Carrie, given their current relationship. Which means that Carrie was likely hearing all of Khan's actual words but recontextualizing them based…

And the title of Carrie's video game could be "Better Call Saul". That's not taken, is it?

How great was Margulies' "JUST FUCKING DO IT" face, though? I'm not the world's expert at reading signs, but when you see THAT face, I mean, come on, you know it's your move. Finn has the self-restraint of a saint-angel-eunuch.

it's a real testament to this show's steady improvement that, when presented with the possibility of a Carol-centric episode peppered with Carol-centric flashbacks I thought, "Awww shit yeah, I'm so down for that!"

The title of this episode was "Consumed" - which carries multiple meanings beyond the obvious zombie reference. Fire beckons and consumes, and is as much a symbol of danger as it is a symbol for warmth and life. Carol has been burned repeatedly in her past, not only from the abusive husband she kept returning to but…

That "zip your pants, shut your mouth, and stop banging the help" scene was such a perfect example of what makes The Good Wife a million times better than Scandal. I have a name for these kind of eloquent diatribes: "The Medicine". I call these rapid-fire verbal take-downs The Medicine because it's what a character…

Red & Blue in wardrobe and set decoration made more appearances this episode, and at this point I think it's safe to say that it's more than just an accident.

Whoever wrote that scene with two girls snorting a bunch of cocaine and then just lying down together has obviously NEVER done cocaine before.

I dunno, I love The Sopranos, The Wire, Treme, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, VEEP, Fargo, Twin Peaks, Rectify, Happy Valley, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Knick, Mad Men, The Good Wife, Hannibal, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Transparent, Louie, Justified, Deadwood, The Returned, and… oh yeah, The West…

How much you wanna bet that Castro's sudden bow from the race is directly related to whatever Lana is caught up in and whatever Lemond Bishop is plotting? What other reason would there be for such a Machiavellian political animal to forgo any possibility at a second term other than a direct threat to his life?

God, I know RIGHT? You know what watching The Newsroom feels like? Tons of exhaustive expository pablum, forcing its intelligent audience to review a bunch of shit we already know, all while constantly appealing to the illusory virtues of broken institutions… The Newsroom feels like homework from a shitty teacher who…

I gave this episode an F for two reasons, which I will get to in short order.