The post says they hauled off their boat with a tractor, so I’m going to say that’s a big fat no. I’m sure they’ll take turns shooting the carcass up with their AR-15's.

His monologue was just so bad. But then the entire episode was exhausting and listless. No enthusiasm. New administration but, wow, it’s almost like you know nothing is going to get better.

So you’re basing it in a couple of roles? Do you think Keifer Sutherland is a racist Marine? Richard Dreyfuss is a right wing Senator? Alan Rickman a German terrorist?

I have mixed feelings about the student debt cancelation, maybe people can help me out. I spent $60k to get undergrad and masters degree. Private and Federal loans. Paid them off by working 3 jobs. I knew what I was signing up for. So how is it fair others just get a wipe clean of $10k to $50k or am I just being…

They’re not journalists, they’re bloggers. At least that is Jezebel’s standard (stupid) defense every time they have a stupid take.

If a journalist hasn’t “look[ed] much into it,” then they shouldn’t report it let alone commentate on it.

“the Squad is big”—and lucky for us it just got bigger.”

Baldwin says she went by “Hilary” in the U.S. and “Hilaria” in Spain because “neither name sounded good in the other language.”

step 1 of “the rachel”: be born with the symmetry normally associated with beauty... aka, a beautiful person

Exactly. He is an evil shitbag for perpetuating David Miscavige’s horrors onto people so he is not anyone I would ever give a pass to for having any moral high ground.

Tom Cruise is a raging, self-centered germaphobe with severe control issues.

Does it not speak for itself?!

That female investigator/interrogator was amazing. She did such a good job at playing the semi-compassionate, empathetic role, but cajoling him into giving up the details.

Shanann and Chris’ relationship confused me. Was he just the type to promise and gaslight in texts but just couldn’t muster up the genuine affection in person? Was he just staving off her disappointment & heartbreak by replying to texts so “sweetly”? Were the film makers alluding to Shanann’s obsession with…

Welp. If that isn’t weirdo behavior I don’t know what is! Let’s hope someone confiscates that man’s phone soon. [Page Six]

Of course he’s immature. He’s “only 17 and don’t know anything but I know I miss you.” It fits perfectly as a country song because it tells a story from start to finish that is perfectly relatable. She paints the scene leading up to James showing up at Betty’s party, and the anticipation of spending the whole summer…

It is an extremely dangerous profession if you’re married to one.

What a vague statement. “Not nearly as dangerous as many other professions.” When you’re that vague you can say that about many things, no matter how dangerous they truly are: “Being a fighter jet pilot isn’t as dangerous as many other professions.” I mean it’s a true statement only because we haven’t defined what…

Statistically an unarmed black person has basically 0% chance of being killed by police. I dare you to remind people of that fact...

Bourdain was probably being deliberately provocative, but I think what he meant was that the choice to be vegan was a first world phenomena. Where meet is unaffordable there is no choice being made and pretending those poor people are avoiding animal products for the good of the planet is the same as invoking “simpler…